Honor our President! Get a COVID-19 Discount on Tom's Pedal to the Metal Syrah.

LEGAL ONLY FOR RESIDENTS OF CA, OR, and NV. ALL OTHERS WILL BE REFUNDED!

Finally, after months of lying about COVID-19 so we "wouldn't panic" and not wearing masks at numerous ill-advised public events, President Donald Trump and his wife Melania have contracted this dreaded disease. To celebrate this dose of reality, we are offering a COVID-19 discount to get a dose of our Pedal to the Metal Santa Ynez Valley Syrah.

Get a special COVID-19 discount of 19% on any quantity of Pedal to the Metal Syrah to celebrate these positive tests. This offer is only available until the President is declared virus-free. If he is. The offer expires if he does.

Remember, if the President or the First Lady don't make it through this ordeal, you'll need plenty of Pedal to the Metal on hand to celebrate the good news! So make sure you have plenty of Pedal to the Metal on hand.

19% OFF this spectacular Santa Ynez Syrah! You don't even need to be a Premium or Super Premium Tom subscriber! Make sure you're ready for whatever is happening next.